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Wednesday, 8 July 2015

TAXI by 'Mide Benedict

 'Taxi' you shouted into hot air. placing you leg on your ghana-must-go bag, you shouted again. Finally one came around with four men in it, two behind and in front.
'Seat in the middle', one said ' I want the fresh air.'
No big deal. You got in and the car was soon on motion.
Seeing a sanitation vehicle, you ordered the driver to stop, but he refused.
Surprisingly, you were in an unknown place. Your wallet was still intact, but the bag was gone and laughter hooked you.
'Fools! Waste paper thieves! Dusting yourself, you got up, and continuously murmuring. "Thank you," you went your way. 

31 comments:

  1. hehehehe, dis babe the way your imagination runs ehn....

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  2. Its a friend that wrote it not me.

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  3. That must have been something. Nice read!

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  4. Lmaoooooo can you imagine. I can't even imagine the curses they'll rain on her when they open the bag hahaha

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  5. At least she enjoyed free refuse disposal and free transport

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  6. I couldn't help but laugh out loud after reading this post. Nice one Fisayo
    www.alabekee.blogspot.com

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  7. Lolx..... Y enter taxi to dispose a trash Ghana must go .... U wicked small ..ooo

    elitism6.blogspot.com

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  8. lol... Benedict sure has a great sense of humor.

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  9. Hehehehe..sfter reading i just couldnt stop laughing... Ode thieves... They culdnt even differentiate

    www.glowyshoe.blogspot.com

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  10. Lol...they just helped to dispose d waste
    Jibbyks.blogspot.com

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  11. Lol...they just helped to dispose d waste
    Jibbyks.blogspot.com

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  12. Hiya babe, lol i couldnt help but laugh babe through this post
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  13. Okay girl, checking out your blog now

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  14. Okay girl, checking out your blog now

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  21. Waste paper thieves lol.. Foolish thieves.. Pheezy this post is short and so hilarious me love it like this.



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  22. Tnx gloria... Would bring more contents like this to d table

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  23. Choi it serves them right that's what they deserve. Kikikikikikiki

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  24. Lol. Can u imagine. Important question. Who is the unfortunate that helped in disposing of the Ghana must go bag. Can't stop laughing. Thanks Boyode

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  25. Thieves of life. Mumu

    Pamscrib.blogspot.com

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  26. I knew it was one chance..thieves

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  27. One chance!
    ckjacob.blogspot.com

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  28. Thanks for posting this @ Pheezy. At least, If didn't get the commonwealth prize, I got the biggest one which is the laughter of your readers. Thanks for reading jare!

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