Help! there is an embargo on my hair growth

  Let me start with this statement of fact. " I have never taken my hair seriously"... I came into this world with an head full of hair,the nurse dented my head trying to confirm if I was a baby or just a ball of hair. I started shaving my legs when I was about 5years old( with the tradition blade,soap,and water or my spit as the case may be) I don't care about the hair on my body now, I have decided to allow destiny take it cause.  
   The first time I had an hair cut in my life it was my idea( I didn't just say mummy I want to cut my hair) picture a 4 years old girls whose hair have broken two big combs already breaking all the combs in the house in anger( I was at blood rage). When I was ready to start again, I had staffs at my disposal(God bless grand ma). After the comb incident I cut my hair once because my local untrained dog decided to take a dump 

on my new ghana weaving on christmas day!( it still stinks to me).

        Now in the world of hair growth struggle and a lot of product I won't be surprised if I see a product that has dog poop in it. The only time I allowed my hair to grow for about two years , I became the belle of the ball, I was a cute little girl in jss2 with long mane, I had to cut the hair(myself) because I got tired of making the thinnest braids every week(my school mothers had no chill), getting harassed by under aged lesbians, and my jealous house mistress. The last time my hair has passed 7inches was when I was in jss2. Since then a lot of thing have been stopping my hair growth, I cut my hair every time I dim it fit. It became my identity at a point. Some times my hair is gold , might be wine tomorrow, or black the day after. I might sport a weave today, skin cut tomorrow, red hammock d next day.
          
        Its been 10months since I started my hair journey again, I cut my hair after transition for a month, I was natural for two month and I decided to texturise, and then I finally relaxed the hair january of this year. Now I feel like God is giving the angel tough time about coming down to assist me grow my hair(the world has greater problem!)
        
       Now people of God what can I do to grow my relaxed hair. And pls don't asked me to hang downwards from my chair after I have rubbed my head with adequate measure of an amalgamation of coconut oil, avocado oil and olive oil. that's the last thing I remembered before I became sick for two weeks. A less sever punishment would do.