Help! there is an embargo on my hair growth

  Let me start with this statement of fact. " I have never taken my hair seriously"... I came into this world with an head full of hair,the nurse dented my head trying to confirm if I was a baby or just a ball of hair. I started shaving my legs when I was about 5years old( with the tradition blade,soap,and water or my spit as the case may be) I don't care about the hair on my body now, I have decided to allow destiny take it cause.  
   The first time I had an hair cut in my life it was my idea( I didn't just say mummy I want to cut my hair) picture a 4 years old girls whose hair have broken two big combs already breaking all the combs in the house in anger( I was at blood rage). When I was ready to start again, I had staffs at my disposal(God bless grand ma). After the comb incident I cut my hair once because my local untrained dog decided to take a dump 

on my new ghana weaving on christmas day!( it still stinks to me).

        Now in the world of hair growth struggle and a lot of product I won't be surprised if I see a product that has dog poop in it. The only time I allowed my hair to grow for about two years , I became the belle of the ball, I was a cute little girl in jss2 with long mane, I had to cut the hair(myself) because I got tired of making the thinnest braids every week(my school mothers had no chill), getting harassed by under aged lesbians, and my jealous house mistress. The last time my hair has passed 7inches was when I was in jss2. Since then a lot of thing have been stopping my hair growth, I cut my hair every time I dim it fit. It became my identity at a point. Some times my hair is gold , might be wine tomorrow, or black the day after. I might sport a weave today, skin cut tomorrow, red hammock d next day.
        Its been 10months since I started my hair journey again, I cut my hair after transition for a month, I was natural for two month and I decided to texturise, and then I finally relaxed the hair january of this year. Now I feel like God is giving the angel tough time about coming down to assist me grow my hair(the world has greater problem!)
       Now people of God what can I do to grow my relaxed hair. And pls don't asked me to hang downwards from my chair after I have rubbed my head with adequate measure of an amalgamation of coconut oil, avocado oil and olive oil. that's the last thing I remembered before I became sick for two weeks. A less sever punishment would do.


  1. I just wanted to ask you to hang
    Pheezy, what you need is an expert advice on this one. I practically know nothing about hair than to hit the barbers shop nearly every weekend for a haircut.
    Would have loved it if you had put up a picture of your current look revealing your hair as you have described it.

  2. I think you should ask the barber to do skin cut for you, then start from there with time it will grow snd most especially, stick to one product for all your hair tools ranging from shampoo to hair cream slso stick to one hand know that saying that too many cooks spoils the broth its also likened to the hair....when you have different hands making your hair, it tends to break...abeg lemme stop here..
    Where r u always running to dear?

  3. Goan buy damatol jor in as much as I hate the cream it does work. Be careful so many fakes out there

  4. Damatol works truly. Sorry I can't help since it's not natural hahaha

  5. I need help too. When I decided to unlock my dread, the stupid girls chopped my hair and it has been at a stand still oh.

  6. Damatol... Its like telling me to use aboliki balm as hair cream

  7. Damatol... Its like telling me to use aboliki balm as hair cream

  8. Damatol... Its like telling me to use aboliki balm as hair cream

  9. Damatol... Its like telling me to use aboliki balm as hair cream

  10. Damatol... Its like telling me to use aboliki balm as hair cream

  11. Lolz you see you never really valued it when you had it in abundance now you are ready to pay to have it.. Exactly how life is we take free things for granted and feel it is a right to own them in the first place.. I advised you take to glowy' s suggestion. Lol

  12. **covers face** I am probably not the person to advice you here cuz I relax my hair once in 2 or 3 months...It is naturally thick and long and I would rather have a weave on than bother bout it...

    Good luck tho'.

  13. lolz.... i don't have advice for u o... cuz me self my hair no gree grow

    My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. “If you don’t eat your vegetables, you will never grow up”.

    My mother taught me GENETICS. “You’re just like your father”.

    My mother taught me about my ROOTS. “Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?”

    My mother taught me WISDOM. “When you get to be my age, you’ll understand”.

    And my favourite: my mother taught me about JUSTICE. “One day you’ll have kids and I hope they turn out just like you!”

  14. How did I escape this post? I usually come here to unwind nd end the day with good laughter. Nd seriously, u did not disappoint me. Me here, wrongest person to ask for such advice.

    Anyway, this is July 4 and IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!!! Hope the confusion/fear has subsided now? Live your dream girl and have great fun.

    Wish you more years in happiness, joy and peace of mind. God bless you girl, muahhhh.....


    1. This your time eh, I don't know. Mine is 3.00am, July 4.

  15. Tnx dear... I appreciate it, I have been trying to change the time o

  16. Hahaha, you didn't appreciate it when you had it, now you struggling to have em back . relax it will grow itself. Nurture it well

  17. Sweetie not in a position to advise oo, my hair it's a case of its own

  18. You are naturally endowed so don't worry about the growth of your hair. I think I would have loved it natural...


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