Sunday, 4 September 2016
Thursday, 1 September 2016
This month keep happy
Don’t let things drag you down.
Trust that you will be lucky
and not one day will frown.
Life passes us by so quickly
make the most of each day.
Be busy keeping yourself happy
and blessings will be attracted your way.
Wednesday, 31 August 2016
Is it just me or are baby coming out of the womb looking hot nowadays. When I was younger I was accustomed to babies looking like mashed potato or cake mix all soft and amoeba looking on the first day (you know that time when the grandma try to help the baby's life by compressing his heads and maybe bore holes in his checks
Tuesday, 30 August 2016
Lets start from the very beginning am trying to make a come back from my very long break , so am going to be updating the blog as it comes to me. So because yesterday post was about relationship one of my old friends thought it was okay if he asks me when am getting married... Really? Anyways I was blue so I decided to make myself happy by reading about every bad thing that could go wrong with weddings to amuse myself . I decide to share some pictures of prewedding shoot I think are just not cool with you.
Monday, 29 August 2016
Friday, 1 July 2016
My point is if you are Nigerian and you don't have a green card or line in the US ,July 4th is not independence day to you, its America's independence day and of course my birthday. ( now if you are feeling patriotic to your adopted country you can send me her gifts).
Happy new month
Thursday, 30 June 2016
Monday, 25 January 2016
we finish eating, I went to pay for the food we
ate, the waiter didn't have 500 naira change to
give me. I asked the girl to sit let's wait for the
waiter to go look for change, and surprisingly she
said I was embarrasing her, that I should act like a big boy and leave the change for the waiter...
Is she crazy ni?
Is she madt ni?
Does she know the things 500 naira can do? I
guess she doesn't .
Well, let me highlight few of the things 500 naira
can do incase she doesn't know...
500 naira can buy you 5 loaves of bread and two fishes, if you are lucky to have Jesus around, you will feed 5000 people... Is that the money she want me to leave?
Sardine= N150, indomie (hungry man size) = N100, 2 eggs = N60, plastic Coke = 100. Total N410, and you say 500 naira na small money?
500 naira that I'll use to buy 3 albums & good earpiece?
Rice N100, beans N50, meat N100, plastic malt N100 and remaining 150 to play Nairabet,...and she say 500 naira na chicken change? I swear she no well
Half carton of Indomie sef is N500 naira shey u know?
Do you know how many players Arsene Wenger of Arsenal will buy with 500 Naira?
The most annoying thing is that its possible that this girl has never given 500 naira offering for church o .
See, on a serious note...you won't know the value of 500 naira, untill you borrow 500 naira credit from MTN and you have to pay back.
THIS IS NOT AN ORIGINAL POST, IT WAS SHARED ON MY CLASS PAGE ON WHATSAPP SO I DECIDED TO SHARE IT WITH YOU GUYS... How was your time at work for all my 8 to 5 workers.
Monday, 11 January 2016
Saturday, 9 January 2016
So I have decided to start writing about my relationship. Past, present and future. I would not write it in totality but I would write so you get the idea of what I mean, the character in my stories although real would be giving fictional names based on their character. I don't want to make elaborate plans because I don't know what would happen tomorrow but I would update you as the spirit leads.( The stories might or might not follow a particular order)
I wouldn't be very regular here until I get me a new phone or device a means to blog, until then keep on keeping on .
Monday, 4 January 2016
So to the major reason for this post, it was on new year day(1st of january) when my little not so little brother told my mum the girl he said he was going to spend the rest of his life with broke up with him. According to her she couldnot waste her airtime to talk to him so she had to break up with him via text because she wanted nothing to do with him as she is a year older than him. Considering the fact that he actually talked about her to my mum, he really like her, so do you really thing age should be a problem when it comes to love, and if not how many years different do you think is okay.
Sunday, 3 January 2016
So guy how has your new year resolution been going n how many have you broken. Maybe your new year resolution this year is to stop fornicating, you actually made the same resolution last year and the year before the last. Dont loose hope, you might stop this year. Personally i alway make a new year resolution to go to church every sunday every year, and to tell you the truth i have not been able to do that, but i noticed that i am getting better, i actually went to church for the better part of the year( so yea me!) I actually dont go to church most times because of the water works i call eyes, i cry along with every worship song, most of bruno mars song, taylor swift songs,romantic comedy and tragedy movies have seen, including those that dont even purge emotion( am starting to believe i need to see a therapist, if i can find one, maybe go under hyponosis)
... My new year resolution would be to make more money, be one with God in body mind and spirit, get a boyfriend and actually date him like a normal person and become a vegetarian . So yes those are my new year resolutions, what is yours?