Instagram username ideas, help a girl out.

   Since relinquishing my title as an active Literature student on the account of NASU strike and OAU mid semester break( I have been in that scHool for 4 years and this is the first time we would be asked to go home for this ridicules 'Mid term break'), I’ve been forced to make far more life decisions than I’m used to making. I have to decide what to eat for breakfast!, whether making my bed in the morning is responsible or ridiculous, and whether to brush my teeth with the brush and paste or just rinse with water. Most of the time, I think I make good decisions. I mean, sometimes I eat bread three days in a row and take coke as dinner… So as I said before, I’m making good decisions.
But to avoid making questionable decision that might ruin my cyber life, I have decided to besiege you to help me to choose a username for my instagram account.  
   I have finally given in to all the peer influence and decided to sign up on a site where I get to post ridiculous heavily edited pictures of me in ridiculous outfits(pictures that I would most likely take in front of my rich neighbour's gate, and expect people to like it because the whole world revolves around me.

    I have lined up a couple of names to be accessed by people that love me enough to not let me stay in the lower food chain. Now I don't want my instagram page to be an epic fail like my twitter page( I have only 3 followers and 2 of the account that follow me are/is owned by one person). Instagram most be perfect for me, because I want to make a career out of snapping my breakfast. Here are the names.
  
1). The first one is my super hero name . "Patty fierze". Because my name is patricia and am fierce(barely) its sound ridiculous in my head, but it guarantee my mum never finding me when she joins instagram.

2) . The second name is bringing out my movie loving side. " Achilles kryptonite"( that a mash up of achilles and superman)I have a crush on clark kent.

3). "Pinky" to start with I hate pink, but pinky sounded good on my head and he looks good on paper, but apart from its pleasantness I actually hate pink. So it would be better if I form a name out of purple or green, but they are all unprintable

4). ANONYMOUS... But that is like writing a letter to no followers. I actually like the fact that it is mysterious .

5 FISIfisi... It seem nice but... Cliche

6" @Mzpheezy " . Now that is the twitter name that failed me ... Planning on putting a twist on it. Tot of Sexymzpheezy but that would be false image(you and I both know am not sexy). Brainypheezy would put my pant on fire to. Crazypheezy sounds okay but it would not allow any of my instagram followers to toast me

7 "silverlines" that is from the powder I used in jss1 that year was one of the most facinating years of my life and the powder help me swim troubled waters freely(u got to be cute if you want a school mother.

8 " say cheese" I know the name is both ridiculous and cheesy. But I like it... Its me thinking outside the box ( and den again what is the box)


9 Orekelewa... I love that name, even though no one has called me that in a while, not even mama taye.

10 OLuwa pheezy... The name sounds cool. Those are my ideas( I can't help but imagine how annoying it would be living inside my head)



In the comment section... Biko tell me which of the names would make people not want to punch me in the face and which would earn me follower.