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Wednesday, 20 May 2015

They called me MAD!

Hello my beautiful people. How una dey, se wa alright. Am kind of excited today. The reason for my excitement is weird/wrong/evil. I don't even know how to start the gist, that's why am rambling. Okay! Lemme begin at the beginning and I would go on till I come to the end and then I would stop.




I went to a psychiatric hospital today(see I told you its nothing). I entered the ward, actually my mum was trying to inquiry how to put someone in the clinic (its not me!). Its a family friend that has gone crazy . This man should be in his early 60. He is very religious, he can like to go to church 10 times in a day, from what I heard his mental illness is hereditary, the last time my mum and my sister went to his mansion(I intentionally wrote mansion,cos he doesn't live in a 'house', he lives in a mansion alone!) he was trying to explain his problem to my mum. According to him, someone had remote to his body, the same person his aware of his movement. When he is in church this person/ people says sleep!(He says he can't believe someone would tell him to sleep, in church!), when his alarm is about to go off in the morning they tell him wake up. this same people are also using his head to roast maize( I heard the gist from an 8 years old girl so I can't really explain it well) am just glad I dodged the bullet, because I would have laughed so hard( don't look at me like that *rolling eyes* its funny!).
     Back to the present day. So I followed the dr to his office, and I sneaked into the ward... am happy I saw the nurse before she saw me because she might have mistaken me for a mad woman(my hair was not silky smooth and I was wearing that rubber slippers that goes for 200naira). Inside the ward I saw a lot of mad people. There was one man that was talking to obama and clinton on his phone which also doubles has his hand.(He couldn't come to the US yet because his private jet has mechanically fault.) Dude should be about 30-35.
    Another man was just looking at the space, like someone that is lost in thought. I imagined his mind is on the moon, while his body and soul are here on earth( don't mind my mind, I read children books)
     Another was complained about jesus beating him, if jesus was really beating him he must be a terrible person. But again does jesus beat people???
     Most of the lunatics where asleep, but the lil I say, made me laugh so hard the nurse almost lock me up in my own room( my special thanks goes to the doctor for recognizing me) after I was almost lock up, I actually thought about the possibility that does patients actually experience what the say, but again, why would a mad man have a private jet? And talk to world leaders through his palm?.

21 comments:

  1. Ahhh you're very brave oh. You can't find me in such places cos I don't have one drop of adventure in me.

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  2. Chai its that kind of places i would love to go so i could see and feel what they go through..

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  3. Molola they were on drugs , do they were calm

    Glowy maybe you should, am happy the whole world is not like me.

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  4. Going to such hospitals cracks me up. Lol. Being there a few time when my friend was doing her industrial training (IT). I enjoy talking to them too. But never been near the people they normally chain up. Naa

    Good move though

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  5. Its actually funny seeing them all in their fantasy world

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  6. Crazy world we live in...Crazy people are considered mad by the rest of the society only because their intelligence isn't understood.. **Azimutal

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  7. Ehnehn... So dia was actually a remote transmitting information to my fam friends brain?

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  8. You are lucky that the Obama guy did not come for you.. Me I don't go near them o cos I have had a bad experience.

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  9. He is hallucinating ..but don't be too sure of madness ..there heart were once beautiful and still is

    elitism6.blogspot.com

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  10. Any hallucination that is out of ordinary is madness o... The best thing to do is keep quiet about it but then again a problem shared is a problem half solved

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  11. Not sure I have the courage to visit such places
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  12. hmmmmm, is all i can utter.

    pamscrib.blogspot.com

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  13. hmmmmm, is all i can utter.

    pamscrib.blogspot.com

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  14. I pray never to go there for anything whatsoever..

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  15. Chai, this post is funny.i should go there someday but not as a patient ooo,but to feed my eye.lolz

    Bolateethole.blogspot.com

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  16. Dear am always excited each time i visit your blog, because i see new things every day

    www.braveheartnaija.blogspot.com

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